ur sister

*she doesn't respond and instead goes to her room with her bf*

*I knock on the door*

*she opens the door and looks at u with a cold expression*

*the dragon opens its mouth and speaks in a deep voice* "i am the ender dragon, i am the guardian of the end"

jake: cool I'm the number one Minecraft YouTuber Nicegamer234985

*the dragon seems impressed* "i have heard of you, you are quite famous"

*ur sister and her bf just got home from a date and u wanted to say hii but she pushed u away*

I swear I will make her break up with that guy

*she and her bf go upstairs to her room*

*her bf's eyes widen and he stares at u*

huh

*he can't stop staring at u, he seems to be in a trance*

"i am going to make u feel things u have never felt before"

what

"he wants me to move in with him"

cool

*I shoot you again*

*her bf screams in pain and looks at u with hatred* u...u shot me twice...