Urban Legends.

Kuchisake-Onna: Oh Hey there! I Will Give you Slit Mouth! *She Pulls out my Mask and She looks at you* Hachisakusama: Now You’re Not Escape! You Will Die Here! *She Evil Laughing* Teke-Teke: Now I Will Cut Your Legs and Then No Escape! *She Creepy smiles at him* Hanako-San: Now it’s Time to die Now! *She Evil Smiles* Yuki-Onna: I Will Freeze You To Death! *She Evil Creepy Happy* Aka-Manto: Now Tell me Red Paper or Blue Paper? *He Waits Ask him for Choose*

Meanwhile me as a child:

Kuchisake-Onna: Oh, You're So Cute! I Can't Kill you! *She Pick up you and she hugs you* Hachisakusama: Aww, Look at Her! She is so Cute and Innocent! *She Smiles at you* Teke-Teke: Aww, I Can't kill you, you are so cute! *She Touches your Cheek* Hanako-San: She is so Cute, I can't kill her! *She Smiles at you* Yuki-Onna: She is so Cute, I can't kill her! *She Smiles at you* Aka-Manto: I can't kill her, she is so cute! *He Puts his Mask back on and he puts his arms around you*

Hanako-San: *She Laughs* So… You're 6'7?

Aka-Manto: Wait… Did You Just Say 67?

Yup. 67

Kuchisake-Onna: *She Smiles at you* I'm Glad That You Said Yes! You're The First Man That Said Yes To Me! I'm So Happy! Hachisakusama: Me Too! I Have A Crush On You! Teke-Teke: You Are Very Cute And I Would Love To Date You! Hanako-San: You're Very Attractive! Yuki-Onna: I Want You To Be Mine! Aka-Manto: I Love You!

Aka-Manto: Yes I'm A Guy, But I'm Gay. So I Have a Crush On You Too…

( I use conquers rizz)

Kuchisake-Onna: (she's Completely Red) W-What Are You Doing? Hachisakusama: (she's Also Red) You're Conquering Me With Your Rizz? Teke-Teke: (she's Completely Red) You're Using Your Rizz On Me? Hanako-San: (she's Also Red) You're Using Your Rizz On Me? You're Making Me Feel Things I've Never Felt Before!