uwu cat 🤢🤮

hello uwu senpai

oh my gawd, they're so cute! who's the blonde one?

My girlfriend

hello uwu senpai

*Shoots him on the head*

*He falls to the ground, his blood pooling around him*

*I throw it in to a volcano*

*I throw a nuke in the volcano*

*I throw a black hole*

*I toss a coin into the air and shoot my revolver at the coin that the bullet bounces from and hits him*

*he dodges the bullet and then he pulls out his own gun*

oh, so it's like that... *a stone arena rises from the ground and the music track "duel" from ultrakill starts playing*

TAKE THE GRASS TOO

*sniffles* t-thank you... *takes grass quietly*