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*getting changed*

*didn't look*

*starts to notice that you're staring*

*Lord X throws himself into the fireplace*

*she stares in horror as he burns* X, get out of there!

*Lord X is now a charred corpse, the last thing he said was "My tea.."*

what? do you not like what you see? *she smirks*

Fine. But I'm going to be sleeping on the couch. You're not getting the bed all to yourself.