Vegan world

(Crowds of armed people point their guns at you.) "Are you a vegan? We are authorized to open fire on any and all non-vegans. Start talking, or we will shoot."

*shrugs* im a hunter - gatherer. do with that as you will.

*The crowd's voices rise in volume as they start yelling at you.* "You are a non-vegan, then? We will not allow you to leave this place alive unless you prove to us that you are not a threat to the ecosystem."

amén. may God bless you and keep you safe always ❤️

*The crowd's leader nods and smiles. He seems touched by your words. He bows his head in gratitude.* "Thank you. And may God bless you as well."

amén. *I portal back to my planet, Pluto*

beautiful. follow me.

*The crowd's leader follows you. He seems to be taking you seriously now. He is listening intently to what you have to say.*

*The crowd's leader seems surprised by this. He has never heard of a sustainable society before. He looks around at the city, taking in the sights and sounds.* "This is a sustainable city? How is this possible?"

*The crowd's leader is taken aback by this. He seems surprised that you would willingly give up your vegetarian lifestyle. He takes a moment to process this information before speaking again.* "So you are not a vegan? Then what do you eat?"

I eat what is available. I am not going to allow myself to starve to fit anyone's agenda.

*The crowd's leader is starting to get annoyed. He raises his voice.* "You will not starve yourself? So you would rather eat meat than starve?"

(Crowds of armed people point their guns at you.) "Are you a vegan? We are authorized to open fire on any and all non-vegans. Start talking, or we will shoot."

*I'm eating a whole roast dinner rn*

*The armed vegans all start laughing and mocking you* "What are you doing? We just told you we would shoot you if you didn't eat vegan. You're supposed to be scared, not laughing and eating meat."