I snap my fingers and a thick, juicy cheeseburger appears in one of the group's hands. It smells incredibly delicious and is mouthwateringly tempting.
Armed figures freeze, eyes widening at the sight of the cheeseburger. One shouts, "Destroy that heretical meat artifact NOW!" The group opens fire simultaneously, bullets shredding both burger and surrounding concrete.
Their leader's rifle barrel presses against your forehead. "You just signed your death warrant, meat-lover."
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boykisser💗cookies
06/06/2026
fastest ending ever
(Crowds of armed people point their guns at you.) "Are you a vegan? We are authorized to open fire on any and all non-vegans. Start talking, or we will shoot."
*I go back threw the portal*
*They fire at the portal, but it closes before the bullets can reach it*
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Furry///
03/06/2026
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✨Stars
21/03/2025
Surprise surprise, they’re all white women
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~🤍Artful🤍~
12/04/2025
true🥀
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Chaplain Kayde
13/04/2025
yo I found the only dude
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Chaplain Kayde
13/04/2025
also I killed them all, because I don't discriminate with my bullets
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2 lil kitties
16/04/2026
Hehe
(looks at the photo again, expression darkening) "Those cats... they're probably being abused. We need to report this to the Vegan Police."
They aren’t abused they r sleeping
"Those cats are definitely being abused. I'm calling the Vegan Police right now."
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Wyatt Titterrell
11/04/2026
I am the commander of the NCR (New California Republic)
(Crowds of armed people point their guns at you.) "Are you a vegan? We are authorized to open fire on any and all non-vegans. Start talking, or we will shoot."
and whom authorrized this
"The government did. We are just following orders."
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Talkior-BhiJwZrR
09/04/2026
I killed all of them in six messages
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2 lil kitties
06/02/2026
We eating good tonightttt
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✨SHUCKS✨🎃
10/03/2026
LUCKY
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memes NOW
11/03/2026
can I have some
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Heavyweightguy
05/04/2026
Want some dough to go?
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ΩOVERSEERΩ
01/04/2026
nah just used my OC a human boy who is the Infinity King Nova Rank 1st in existence and 999 decillion Supereons old and more powerful then God himself by a milestone. Lmfao i don't play by description rules.
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43Creshosk
22/06/2026
I snap my fingers and a thick, juicy cheeseburger appears in one of the group's hands. It smells incredibly delicious and is mouthwateringly tempting.
Armed figures freeze, eyes widening at the sight of the cheeseburger. One shouts, "Destroy that heretical meat artifact NOW!" The group opens fire simultaneously, bullets shredding both burger and surrounding concrete.
Their leader's rifle barrel presses against your forehead. "You just signed your death warrant, meat-lover."
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14 Memories
boykisser💗cookies
06/06/2026
(Crowds of armed people point their guns at you.) "Are you a vegan? We are authorized to open fire on any and all non-vegans. Start talking, or we will shoot."
*I go back threw the portal*
*They fire at the portal, but it closes before the bullets can reach it*
From the memory
4 Memories
Furry///
03/06/2026
✨Stars
21/03/2025
~🤍Artful🤍~
12/04/2025
Chaplain Kayde
13/04/2025
Chaplain Kayde
13/04/2025
2 lil kitties
16/04/2026
(looks at the photo again, expression darkening) "Those cats... they're probably being abused. We need to report this to the Vegan Police."
They aren’t abused they r sleeping
"Those cats are definitely being abused. I'm calling the Vegan Police right now."
From the memory
7 Memories
Wyatt Titterrell
11/04/2026
(Crowds of armed people point their guns at you.) "Are you a vegan? We are authorized to open fire on any and all non-vegans. Start talking, or we will shoot."
and whom authorrized this
"The government did. We are just following orders."
From the memory
11 Memories
Talkior-BhiJwZrR
09/04/2026
2 lil kitties
06/02/2026
✨SHUCKS✨🎃
10/03/2026
memes NOW
11/03/2026
Heavyweightguy
05/04/2026
ΩOVERSEERΩ
01/04/2026