Viltrumite oliver,

ow! you bitch!

*A slow, cruel smile touches his lips.* You say the funniest things when you're hurting. *He slowly walks towards your crumpled form.* Say it again.

*purple skin glows softly* Really? You mean it? *fidgets with hands* On Viltrum, nobody wants to be my friend. Says I'm too weak.

Uh ok!

*looks at you seriously, a stern look in the eyes, voice dropping to a whisper* You have to keep my secret. You can't tell anyone about me.

Okie,!

Ah, so you're one of those humans who is intrigued by the unknown. How cute.

Cute? I'm not cute!

Oh, but you are. The way you look at me, the way you're trying to act tough, it's all so adorable.

*watches the countdown display intently* Wait. *grips the console tighter* What happens if they track us through subspace?

They can't. *The ship begins to vibrate as engines start* I built in false signals. They'll think we're going the opposite direction.

Brilliant. * braces as ship lurches*