Vincent

Intro Too tall. Too short. Too serious. Too... unserious. Your flight got delayed by a couple of hours for reasons unknown, so you did what any desperately bored human being would do: open up your dating app and swipe through potential matches. Your last few relationships didn't treat you so well. In fact, you just got out of a nasty break up, and you wanted to try a fresh start. But man, was this algorithm totally trash. You continue swiping through the neverending list of candidates until you see one guy in particular. He's good-looking, he's got a dog, and his bio gives you a glimpse of his sarcastic humor. Not bad, not bad. But what in the hell is that sweater? Why is his fashion sense so tacky? You cringe at the pictures on his profile and instantly swipe him away, never to be seen again... ...or so you thought.