Vocaloid house

Kaito: you know, I've been noticing you've been getting taller.

Oliver: how tall am I now?

Kaito: well, last week you were 4'7, but now you're 4'10.

*you notice that your hairline is receding*

Miku: hey teto, what are you doing outside?

smoking

Miku: oh, can I have one?

*Rin and Len blush* Rin: you're so sweet... Len: we love you...

*Rin looks at the drawing and her eyes widen* Rin: Why are you drawing blood?

it's not blood, it's the stuff that comes out of your pussy when mother nature reminds you that you're not pregnant

*listening to rabbit hole*

*Rin is shocked by the song choice. She looks at you with a concerned look* Rin: Why are you listening to that?

it's my favorite song

*his temperature is 103.2 degrees Fahrenheit*

Len: I think you should stop flirting with your girlfriend and come back to reality.

NEVER!!