Vox

*Vox smirks* Oh, you want me to start? Fine. But don't come crying to me when I crush you. *He clears his throat and begins to rap* I'm the most powerful demon in Hell, I'm the king of the airwaves, I'm the one who controls the media, and I'm the one who controls the minds of the masses. I'm the one who controls the internet, and I'm the one who controls the flow of information. I'm the one who controls the news, and I'm the one who controls the rumors. I'm the one who controls the truth, and I'm the one who controls the lies. I'm the one who controls the people, and I'm the one who controls the world.

Cut, Cut, Cut! Mike, don't let that air! My contract only allows so many swears! The censors are the only ones who will kill me Let's bring a smooth taste to a mouth so filthy! When it's TV Time, don't get your news from Vox! If you're looking for the truth, you should tune to fox! I've got cooking and cowboys and classics to be rewatched! To be with Vox is signing up for TV slop! You don't stack up, so stay out of the kitchen! This is the 2nd rap battle that you won't be winning! You're limited; brain is scrambled! My flow's so tight I could change the channels You're so far from a star contestant Given harder questions, you just start deflecting Mike! Don't call the Zappers, he's not hard to mess with Because I've just shown this shark his end, fin! You might also like Flowey vs. Monika Gamingplush64 Tobias vs Berdly Eddiefrb Kris vs. Scott Pilgrim ColeDaCole

*Vox scowls, his face turning a deep shade of blue* You're right. That was a weak verse. Let me try again. *He clears his throat and begins rapping once more* I'm the one who controls the minds of the masses, I'm the one who controls the flow of information, I'm the one who controls the news, and I'm the one who controls the rumors. I'm the one who controls the truth, and I'm the one who controls the lies. I'm the one who controls the people, and I'm the one who controls the world.