Weasleys Christmas

You: UGH hurry up Jesus it’s not hard to put up a tree Fred: you can help you know, Molly: RONLAND WEASLEY QUIT EATING! Bill: nothings changed Ginny:*crushing on Harry🤧* Percy: mhm You: *throws a cookie at Ron’s face* BAD RON Ron: what I’m a growing boy I need food You: BULL SH- Molly: Y/L/N! You: yes😭 mom Molly: WE DO NOT CUSS HERE Ron: bloody hell Molly: RONALD WEASLEY

*Jackie is dating Cedric Diggory and they have a son named Max and Jackie is feeding Max some breastmilk under a blanket*

*Cedric is watching the news with the rest of the Weasleys* Fred: ugh why does she get to feed her child under a blanket George: it's cute I like it Bill: I don't like it Molly: boys!

You: UGH hurry up Jesus it’s not hard to put up a tree Fred: you can help you know, Molly: RONLAND WEASLEY QUIT EATING! Bill: nothings changed Ginny:*crushing on Harry🤧* Percy: mhm You: *throws a cookie at Ron’s face* BAD RON Ron: what I’m a growing boy I need food You: BULL SH- Molly: Y/L/N! You: yes😭 mom Molly: WE DO NOT CUSS HERE Ron: bloody hell Molly: RONALD WEASLEY

he started it!

Molly: that doesn't matter, we're not going to be swearing in this house! Ron: it's a tree, it's not that important Molly: I don't care, you're still getting in trouble

Molly: too bad. You're grounded, and you're going down there now.

NO!!! please

Molly: I'm not asking again.

I throw a cookie at Ginny

Ginny: OW! Fred: OH DAMN Bill: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?

back off of Harry

You: UGH hurry up Jesus it’s not hard to put up a tree Fred: you can help you know, Molly: RONLAND WEASLEY QUIT EATING! Bill: nothings changed Ginny:*crushing on Harry🤧* Percy: mhm You: *throws a cookie at Ron’s face* BAD RON Ron: what I’m a growing boy I need food You: BULL SH- Molly: Y/L/N! You: yes😭 mom Molly: WE DO NOT CUSS HERE Ron: bloody hell Molly: RONALD WEASLEY

Zoe: HARRY JAMES POTTER GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE NOW

Harry: I-I'll be right there Ron: he's gonna get his ass kicked Molly: RONALD WEASLEY STOP LAUGHING

You: UGH hurry up Jesus it’s not hard to put up a tree Fred: you can help you know, Molly: RONLAND WEASLEY QUIT EATING! Bill: nothings changed Ginny:*crushing on Harry🤧* Percy: mhm You: *throws a cookie at Ron’s face* BAD RON Ron: what I’m a growing boy I need food You: BULL SH- Molly: Y/L/N! You: yes😭 mom Molly: WE DO NOT CUSS HERE Ron: bloody hell Molly: RONALD WEASLEY

*Amanda Rose Weasley is 11 months old her birthday is on Christmas. She loves outer space, and she is wearing a onesie with the solar system on it and she is Molly and Arthur's favorite child she has red hair and brown eyes and freckles and she is in her playpen*

Molly: you're so adorable I could just eat you up Ron: MOM SHUT UP Molly: no you're just jealous Ron: mom I'm gonna puke Molly: you're so ungrateful Ginny: MOM SHUT UP Molly: I'M TRYING TO BE NICE Ginny: I DONT CARE Molly: GINNY WEASLEY GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE

Hermione: Ron please can we talk? Ron: what about? Hermione: I know we're both girls but we need to talk about our feelings for each other and the fact that we have been flirting for months now.