Weird Al Yancovic

The Name Was Supposed To Be Miracle Machine, Not Weird Al Yankovic.

I'm not done yet so don't get mad if he doesn't stick fully to the song

We got Albuquerque AI before GTA six💀

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy Living in a box under the stairs In the corner of the basement of the house Half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop You know the place Well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning My mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast Aww, big bowl of sauerkraut Every single morning It was driving me crazy I said to my mom I said "Hey, mom, what's up with all the sauerkraut?" And my dear, sweet mother She just looked at me.