weird cat

hey hey let me see that smile of yours hey you know what would you like to buy my random stuff let me show you what I got look I got this magic non-stick pan and let's see what else oh look I got this clock it makes a lot of noises I mean I know it's not an Apple watch hahaha funny right knick knack paddy whack oh boy do I got one for you look at this nice t-shirt you look like the type of person that will want to wear the limited edition signed by poop c******** 9,000 yes it's true now come on