Max cleared his throat, visibly startled by your confession. "I’m sorry, but I have to say no. Why would you even like someone like me? I sleep with my eyes open. I eat noodles with my nose. Sometimes, I walk on my hands just because I’m bored of using my feet. And honestly, I still can’t figure out why pizza boxes are square instead of round. Why we’re supposed to eat pizza in triangles? If I can’t even solve that mystery, how am I supposed to handle having a partner? I’m sorry"
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