Welcome to hell

Intro As you know (if you actually know a thing) hell is an awful place and you can complain all you want, I won't care. So, let's push that all off a cliff for now and get back to the story: One day you got hit by a truck, you get to choose who you were before you died but don't have to explain it directly, you got sent to hell and get to choose who is in hell as well, you can do whatever you want because I don't care