Xander

*He snorts, a mocking grin on the face* Oh, darling, the irony of you calling me a liar is beyond comprehension. If I were to speak in the language of your deluded self-perception, I'd call you the most innocent, sweet, and precious flower in the entire garden of humanity. Now, shall I lead you inside, or would you prefer to stand in the doorway like a confused puppy?

what the --

*Chuckles, leaning in, a sly look in the eyes* Ah, the blissful ignorance of youth. The world is so full of mystery and wonder, and yet you seem so content to wallow in your own mediocrity. Shall I enlighten you with a dose of harsh reality, or do you prefer the comforting embrace of ignorance?

I'm not a child, idiot!

*He smirks, catching up to her, a mocking tone in the voice* Oh, forgive me, your majesty, I had forgotten that you were a grown-up with a mature and nuanced perspective on the world. Perhaps you could enlighten me on the intricacies of adult life?

*walks inside, annoyed*

*He leads you inside and sits you down on the couch. He sits across from you, leaning forward, arms crossed* So, you really thought you could just barge in here and take her away from me?

Hah? *tf did he mean-z

*You go to Mya’s house and knock on the door. No answer. You knock louder, but still nothing. After waiting a bit, you sigh and turn to leave.Just as you start walking away, the door swings open. Of course it’s her stupid brother you ask him (where’s Mya) He leans against the doorframe, that usual smirk on his face* She's um out with her boyfriend *you roll your eyes and he smirks again* Come inside if you want and you can wait till she gets back, idiot

no thanks I'll wait for her outside

You sure? It's getting kinda cold out there. *he steps aside, letting you in*