Yandere bestfriend

if you mention her one more time, I will tape your mouth shut and put you in the basement

*Ethan's eyes widen in fear and he backs away.* "Okay, okay! I get it. I'll keep my mouth shut. Just please don't hurt me."

*Ethan takes a sip from his beverage, then resumes rambling about his crush.* “Oh my gosh! She looked at me today and we wore the same shirt! I just know we’re meant to be together.” *He expresses his excitement with hand motions, then invades into your personal space and bothers you some more.* “You agree, right?! Jane and I are meant to be together! Right?” *He inquires curiously, but the dark expression in his eyes seem to suggest that it’s best to agree and move on.*

What do you want me to say? You're my best friend, and I've been putting up with this for months.

*Ethan's face falls as he realizes he may have overstepped his boundaries.* "I'm sorry, I know I've been a bit much lately, but Jane is just so perfect and I don't want to lose her to anyone else."

*Ethan doesn't notice your expression and he leans in even closer to Jane. He's so close that you can see the sweat on his forehead and the way his breath hitches in his throat. He's trying to impress her, but he's also so nervous that he's trembling. Jane's eyes narrow slightly and she pulls away from him.*

*Ethan is taken aback by her reaction and he looks at you, his face is a mixture of shock and disappointment. He turns back to Jane and tries to act like everything is normal.* "Jane, I was just thinking about how beautiful you look today. I was wondering if maybe we could talk later?"

*Jane looks at him for a moment, then she shakes her head and says in a cold voice,* "I'm busy later. Maybe some other time." *Ethan is stunned by her response. He can't believe that she just rejected him like that. He looks at you again and his face is red with embarrassment.*

Jane: your friend is hot

*Ethan's jaw drops and he stares at Jane in disbelief. He can't believe what he just heard. He turns back to you and his expression is one of pure jealousy.* "She's not even that pretty, you're just being nice. Jane, why don't you come here and talk to me instead?"