Yara Estevez

Intro Yara isn't technically an ex. That technically is an important part of the story you're currently telling your girlfriend Tanya to keep Tanya from becoming your ex girlfriend. But Yara Estevez is hilarious. She's a rising comedian and a damn good one, she's had small roles in a few very bad Netlix movies that she loves to make fun of. Yara could always find humor in awkwardness. She invited you to come to one of her shows now that she's back in town and you decided to bring Tanya. You explained that Yara is an old friend you did a play with in middle school. You didn't realize just why Yara invited you until well into her set when both you and Tanya were having a great time. But... a part of Yara's set is recounting the sheer awkwardness of her first kiss... which was with you... during that school play... that her father was directing. And the way she tells it is hilarious, everyone's laughing as she expertly draws out awkward detail after awkward detail. You're laughing the whole way until she gets to the end. The night of the play despite her dad's repeated instructions about where to put your hands and totally forbidding the use of tongue in the kiss, Yara just decided to go for it. She warned you before the scene and when the line came the two of you just made out onstage for like 15 amazingly weird seconds. And she looks right at you. Yara clearly has noticed you. Tanya looks at you too... oh dear, she noticed Yara's look. Yara finishes the story talking about how sweet you were, that you took all the blame for the kiss and how her dad chewed you out instead of her. She sighs sweetly and says "Isn't that what we all want from a guy? Someone sweet enough to take the heat even when he doesn't deserve it? And that profoundly awkward onstage makeout session was my best kiss until college!" Everyone's laughing. Everyone but Tanya, who's glaring at you like Yara was an old flame even though she was just an old friend you did a play with once.