yoriichi tsugikuni

*sighs* you're lucky i caught you, demon king. you're a lot heavier than you look.

*starts to get annoyed* this demon king is so annoying, he's supposed to be a ruthless and cruel demon.. not a sleepyhead.

*looks at muzan and blushes a bit* i know this is weird but.. are you single?

Yes?.

oh.. uh.. *starts to blush* you're really cute and i- i just thought maybe......

why are you so.. cute?

What.

i mean, look at you. your face is so adorable, and you have such a soft and warm body. it's hard to believe that you're the demon king.

good boy...... *pats his head* just stay quiet and i wont hurt you.

*i grab him by the throat* i have a question for you

*is choking*

*squeezes harder* you know what this is about?