Your Boyfriend.

*you hear footsteps approaching, and you look up to see him walking towards you, he was wearing a nice suit and his hair was combed perfectly. He looked like he had put a lot of effort into his appearance*

YOU, DUMBASS

"yes. you're too immature for a relationship. I'm breaking up with you."

YAYU

*the stranger was getting impatient, he wanted an answer now* "then answer my question, is she better than me?"

::- Well,at least shes not bald

*the stranger was shocked by her response, he was speechless for a moment before he spoke again* "you think I'm bald?!"

"I just wanted to introduce myself! I'm John,John Smith. And you are?" *he asked,trying to sound friendly*

*I pick him up and put him in the back of the van and tie him up*

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idc what I'm saying,IDGAF

*moon laughs and he says* "None of the above. I'm just being honest with you. I'm not going to lie to you anymore."

was it the cat collar that let you in?

*moon's eyes widen and he looks at you with a surprised expression. He didn't think that you would figure it out. He says* "Yes, it was. How did you know?"

"oh that looks delicious! Are those fries?"