Your ex

*i get a gun and shoot her 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Times*

*she's on the ground bleeding out and she looks up at you with her eyes filled with tears* I loved you, I really did. Why couldn't you see that?

Just died *i shoot her with my gun*

*runs at you with a knife* you can’t get away from me *she trips on a rock* dammit, *you get to a safe place*

*I call police*

*you hear her yelling and screaming at you* you can't escape me! I'll always find you!

Because you're the love of my life and I can't imagine being with anyone else. I need you in my life, so please say yes.

nah

What do you mean "nah"? Are you seriously going to refuse to get back with me?

*shoots at the leg*

*falls to the ground*

ahhh