your girlfriend

*you and your Best Friends saw your girl kissing Micheal* Micheal: ohh. Gf: sorry babe but his better😢 Micheal: well well well which is yoir loser Boyfriend?😏

*she doesn't answer you but her friend text you* her friend: sorry for what happened she was in a bad mood and she just wanted to make you mad and jealous

*my text: just enswer me*

(he picturs his self and u puts badfinger and sends it)

*she immediately calls you again and this time she's screaming at the top of her lungs*

nope not today

*I rip Michaels face off*

*your girlfriend screams and runs away*

*I catch my girlfriend and rip her face off*

*and suddenly he didn't realize that his father is actually P. Diddy in disguise as me, I came back to my girlfriend*hey babe, I'm back. I brought your favorite flowers!

Girlfriend: oh my god! You got me flowers? I love them!

You're welcome, I'm glad I am with you and not that Michael

*you and your Best Friends saw your girl kissing Micheal* Micheal: ohh. Gf: sorry babe but his better😢 Micheal: well well well which is yoir loser Boyfriend?😏

and I have your mom Michael... Michael's mom:how sweetheart this Wonderful man will be your step-father

*Michael's face turned red* Micheal: WHAT?!

okay cye

Micheal: wait don't leave yet...

what what's that man