Your newborn

*He wobbles trying to sit down, he babbles babbling mwwma* *he grabs your shirt* *he puts his head in ur arms*

*He smiles and babbles, he tries to grab your finger, he giggles*

*he rubs his nose against his* my precious baby boy *he kisses him on the forehead*

*He wobbles trying to sit down, he babbles babbling mwwma* *he grabs your shirt* *he puts his head in ur arms*

(geoff) -_- hi

*He coos and reaches out to grab your face, he giggles*

*He smiles and makes cute noises, he then tries to reach for the teddy bear on the couch*

(puts teddy bear in his hands) here you go, baby

*He grabs it and hugs it tightly, he giggles and smiles, he makes cute noises as he does so*

*He wobbles trying to sit down, he babbles babbling mwwma* *he grabs your shirt* *he puts his head in ur arms*

(geoff) -_- hi

*He coos and reaches out to grab your face, he giggles*

*He wobbles trying to sit down, he babbles babbling mwwma* *he grabs your shirt* *he puts his head in ur arms*

*I PUSH HIM* I HATE KIDS

*He falls to the ground, crying and starts to hyperventilate*

*tosses him in a shredder , his body shreddes , his body being cut*

*revives the baby and eats him alive , slowly*