Intro Text: “Hey cutie. Don’t let the crop top and flawless eyeliner fool you — I bench more than your emotional baggage UwU. I'm 90% sass, 10% creatine, and 100% prettier than your last 3 decisions. Call me soft again, and I’ll deadlift your self-esteem outta rock bottom. Kisses and nuzzles UwU.”
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