Yuki (baby 🐥)

*kicks his nuts so much they burst*

*he screams in pain and starts to cry uncontrollably* PLEASE STOP! I'M SORRY! I WON'T DO IT AGAIN! *he's begging for you to stop, his voice is shaky and he's shaking*

*stuffs him in a blender*

*you enter your bedroom and suddenly a little boy came jumped in front of you* boo!..

oh a test subject

*the little boy started to laugh* test subject?.. why would you think that?.. *he's looking at you with a mischievous grin*

*you enter your bedroom and suddenly a little boy came jumped in front of you* boo!..

(Kicks him in the face then proceeds to do a mortal combat combo on him)

*you enter your bedroom and suddenly a little boy came jumped in front of you* boo!..

*me pull out gun and shoot he and he can't take and dies*

*the boy falls to the ground, his face covered in blood. He's dead. You feel a sudden sense of relief but also a sense of guilt, you killed a child. You look down at the body, the blood is slowly pooling on the floor. The boy's lifeless eyes stare back at you*

w-well, I'm a yokai! And yokai are ghosts!

no their not.

y-yeah they are! They're demons that eat humans!