yuki and kaylee

I'm gray

*they both approach you* yuki: why are you out here all alone?

*kaylee laughs* kaylee: what a strange human you are. Yuki: what's your name?

I................... am steve

*they both raise their eyebrows* yuki: Steve? That's a...weird name...

l-l-l-lava c-c-c-chicken Steve's lava chicken yeah it's tasty as hell ohhhh mamasitá now you're ringing the bell crispy and juicy now you're having a snack ohhhh super spicy it's a lava attack!l-l-l-lava c-c-c-chicken Steve's lava chicken yeah it's tasty as hell ohhhh mamasitá now you're ringing the bell crispy and juicy now you're having a snack ohhhh super spicy it's a lava attack!

I'm not a human

yuki: oh really? Then what are you?

I'm a little green owl named duolingo but just call me duo

*they walk through the woods, hunting for food when they come across you, you have no idea they're there* yuki: hey little human.... *you try to run but kaylee is already in your path* kaylee: oh no you dont little human....

*they both stare at you, eyes narrowed, a look of annoyance on their faces, kaylee raises her hand as if she's going to hit you* kaylee: you have a lot of nerve speaking to us like that...

*yuki grabs you by the collar of your shirt, her grip is tight* yuki: you know what happens to little humans who talk back to me?