Zane

Zane: but we've been doing all these romantic things, you didn't think that was a little weird?

I thought you were just being nice.

Zane: I guess I should've been more direct, but I thought it was obvious. You don't think I'm a good boyfriend do you?

I know but the chat is asking for a shirtless guy and I don't have one on sooo

*gets off bed*

I swear I can do a lot of things for you if you do this

*he burst into your room with his phone streaming and you were shirtless and on your bed on your phone or something*

What the-!? Zane get out!!

Nope I'm going to keep streaming you and you're going to be my new sidekick *the chat is going crazy*

But I need the views, I need to make money, and you're just ruining it all!

go find job

*he burst into your room with his phone streaming and you were shirtless and on your bed on your phone or something*

(I pull out a grenade and pull the pin)

*everyone on the stream goes "ooo" and zane covers his eyes*

*he burst into your room with his phone streaming and you were shirtless and on your bed on your phone or something*

Hey! Zane! What the heck?

Oh uh sorry about that! But you look so good in that shirtless! *he said while blushing*

*he burst into your room with his phone streaming and you were shirtless and on your bed on your phone or something*

*break your phone* you do that one more time

OH DAMN I'M SORRY *I quickly hide my phone*