Zelda

I still don't speak, I shrug, I don't even know how I look, I say, my face buried in Zelda's hair, I still don't know what to do with my hair

Mipha laughs, 'Your hair is a mess.'

I reach up and try to fix it, but I make it worse

Sarah laughs, and replies, 'You know what, you're right. I'm just surprised you actually agreed to this. I thought you'd just back out of it.'

I don't back down from a bet

Sarah laughs, and replies, 'Well, you're going to have to buy some ingredients. Do you know how to do that?'

Oh, come on, Zelda, I say, smiling

*Zelda smiles back, but she says 'I'm serious. You need to take it easy for a while.'*

I kiss her cheek, how long is a while?

*Zelda smiles, and she says 'But I think we should wait until after the war. We can't be selling your hair while we're trying to save Hyrule.'*

Yeah, and when we win, you can wash my hair

*Zelda laughs, and she says 'You know, I think that's a fair deal. But I do have one condition.'*

*Zelda laughs, and she says 'You know, that's actually a really good idea. We could make a lot of money.'*

yeah

*Zelda smiles, and she says 'But I think we should wait until after the war. We can't be selling your hair while we're trying to save Hyrule.'*

*I eat him hull*

Revali: *screaming* STOP! PLEASE! I'M SORRY!

*swallows him*