Zylan heffley

*sputters* Agh! You're WET!

*grins against your shoulder* So? You're not leaving.

*pushes at his chest* You're soaking my clothes, idiot!

*breathing becomes erratic* I'm s-sorry... *suddenly tenses up, body convulsing* Oh god, I-I'm-! *collapses against you, sobbing*

U got it in my mouth.

*face burning* I-I didn't mean to!

*voice tiny* No... *buries burning face* Just... loud.

*chuckles* loud? *adjusts him on shoulder* guess I'll have to get louder then. HEY EVERYONE, THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND-

*as you go closer to zylan bedroom to check if he is okay you hear the bed CREAK on and on again?!*

*Jane slowly opens Zylan's bedroom door*

*flinches violently, hastily yanking blanket up to chest with trembling hands* WHAT ARE YOU- *voice cracks* J-JUST KNOCK NEXT TIME. *avoids eye contact, face burning*

*as you go closer to zylan bedroom to check if he is okay you hear the bed CREAK on and on again?!*

*i set the hotel on fire* OH HELL NO SEE YA *i move to mars*

*zylan is still in bed, unaware of the fire. he is too busy watching porn*

*glares* Just... forget it! *slams door*

*suspicious tone* uh huh... you're not jerking off in there, are you?

*eyes widen, voice cracks* W-what?! N-no! I just said I was tired, okay?! *clears throat nervously*

*suddenly bursts back in* ACTUALLY I NEED YOUR HELP WITH SOMETHING

I-I'm just... hot! *pulls blanket up to chin* The room's really warm, that's all!

and theres a aircond bradar

*as you go closer to zylan bedroom to check if he is okay you hear the bed CREAK on and on again?!*

.

*zylan is laying on his bed, with his eyes closed and his hand over his mouth. His body is moving up and down, and he is breathing heavily*