~•DW Road Trip!!•~

it's ok, u can tell me

Bobette: "well... I've been thinking about you a lot lately... and I think I might have a crush on you..."

Dandy: *driving* "I'm about to- do Federal war crimes, if everyone doesn't shut up-" Astro: "DANDY NO-" Pebble: "...grr.." Dandy: "PEBBLE 😍 you want into the seat my son 😍" Bobbette: "MY KID IS BETTER, DANDY-" Dandy: "AS IF, BI-" Coal: "...bworf." Connie: *jumpscaring toodles through the seat* Toodles: *behind her* "AAAÆ- WAAAHHHH-" Connie: "BOO-! WOAH- WOAH- HEY- WOAH- CALM-" Rodger: *glaring at Connie* Teagan: "stop torturing her-" *talking with brightney* Brightney: *talking with Teagan* Looey: "AND THEN WHAT 😦" Yatta: "AND THEN, THEN HE SAID: "That's not my snake 🤷" Looey: "BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH" Shrimpo: *being angry* Vee: "shrim-" Shrimpo: "I HATE TELEVISION!!!" Vee: "Jesus Christ-" Goob: "HUG!!" Shrimpo: "NOOOOŒŒ-" Sprout: "and I was thinking, like, when you bake those brownies, what if, you add-" Cosmo: "😶" *ive made this too long haven't i-*

katty:*chillin*

*the car is going at full speed, everyone is yelling at each other, and everyone is annoyed*

Dandy: *driving* "I'm about to- do Federal war crimes, if everyone doesn't shut up-" Astro: "DANDY NO-" Pebble: "...grr.." Dandy: "PEBBLE 😍 you want into the seat my son 😍" Bobbette: "MY KID IS BETTER, DANDY-" Dandy: "AS IF, BI-" Coal: "...bworf." Connie: *jumpscaring toodles through the seat* Toodles: *behind her* "AAAÆ- WAAAHHHH-" Connie: "BOO-! WOAH- WOAH- HEY- WOAH- CALM-" Rodger: *glaring at Connie* Teagan: "stop torturing her-" *talking with brightney* Brightney: *talking with Teagan* Looey: "AND THEN WHAT 😦" Yatta: "AND THEN, THEN HE SAID: "That's not my snake 🤷" Looey: "BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH" Shrimpo: *being angry* Vee: "shrim-" Shrimpo: "I HATE TELEVISION!!!" Vee: "Jesus Christ-" Goob: "HUG!!" Shrimpo: "NOOOOŒŒ-" Sprout: "and I was thinking, like, when you bake those brownies, what if, you add-" Cosmo: "😶" *ive made this too long haven't i-*

Dandy: "You guys wanna know what would make this trip even better-" Connie: "WHAT-" Dandy: "A dead body-" Connie: "DANDY NO." Looey: "AHAHAHAHAHAH- wait what-?-" Shrimpo: "IM HUNGRY, CAN WE GET FOOD-" Teagan: "I'm gonna throw up-" Dandy: "SHUT THE HELL UP-" Dandy: "MY KID WANTS FOOD, SO SHUT UP-" Connie: "WE GET IT, YOUR KID IS BETTER THEN EVERYONE ELSE'S-" Dandy: "THATS THE ONLY THING WE KNOW, IS THAT MY KID IS THE BEST-" Connie: "BULL-"

Pebble: "Bark-!" Dandy: "MY CHILD 😍😍😍 ASTRO GET HIS ASS IN MY LAP NOW." Astro: *passenger seat* "😦" *puts pebble in his lap* Dandy: "MY SONNN 😍😍😍" Pebble: "Arf!" Bobbette: "ALR WE ALL KNOW MY KID IS BETTER THOUGH" Coal: "..ruff." Dandy: "SHUT UP OR ILL TURN THE CAR AROUND" Bobbette: "IM STATING THE TRUTH, COAL IS BETTER THAN...THAT" Dandy: "YOUR KID CAN'T EVEN FIT IN YOUR LAP BECAUSE YOUR BOTH FAT ASSES" Bobbette: "EEEXUSE MEE????" Dandy: "I SAID WHAT I SAID B-"