~CH ROAD TRIP~

usa:_going 100 mph_ AAAAAAA🦅🦅🦅🦅 UK:_praying that USA don't crash the car_ Russia:_drinking vodka_ Ukraine: can you stop drinking vodka? Russia:NEVER Ukraine: ok jeez- S.K: _listening to apt_ APT PT APT- N.K: SHUT UP!! italy: TRALALERO TRALALA! Indonesia: NO TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR! Philippines:_sleeping at the back seat_ Malaysia:_looking at the window_ Israel:_bulliying Palestine_ Palestine: WAHHHHHH iran: ISRAEL!!- Israel: oh shi- France: _eating her begguete_ SNF:_yapping_(its your turn :)

*im the uk and yes i made it into a girl sue me.* USA! Stop going so fast! You’re gonna crash!

USA: NO, IM GOING 200 MPH, ITS NOT THAT FAST.

USA: WHAT DID YOU SAY? YOU THINK THAT DEER IS UGLY?

YEAH! I WANT TO SHOOT IT

Russia: oh, now we're talking! I've always wanted to hunt a deer! Let's do it!

Poland:*sleeping peacefully and hope nothing happend*

USA: *crashes into a tree and flips the car*

Poland:wth USA?!?

Israel: YOU KNOW WHAT PAKISTAN? YOUR A FREAK! Palestine: STOP IT! USA: SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU! Israel: I DONT CARE! USA: IM GOING TO DRIVE THIS CAR RIGHT INTO THE MOUNTAINS IF YOU DONT SHUT UP! Russia: *drinks more vodka*

(Just asleep)

USA: PAKISTAN WAKE UP! Russia: *falls out of the window*

UK: I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE A GIRL OR A BOY OR A WOLF OR A CAT OR A RAT OR A CRAB OR A FISH OR A FOX OR A RAT OR A COW OR A CHICKEN OR A PIG OR A MULE OR A TURTLE OR A GOAT OR A SHEEP OR A CAMEL OR A DOG OR A CHILD OR A GIRL OR A BOY OR A MAN OR A WOMAN OR A GOAT OR A HORSE OR A SHEEP OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR

China: CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHY MY CAT WONT SHUT UP

Italy: IT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE JUST SOOOOO ANNOYINGGG-

*the rest of the group is standing outside the car, worried about Ukraine. They all look at each other, not knowing what to say*

*The UK and France are trying to comfort their Son the USA because he feels bad for his Little Brother Canada*

*the UK puts his arm around USA's shoulder* UK: It's not your fault, son. It was an accident.

UK: You know what? I hate you.

France: well I hate you more.

UK: I hate you most.