~CRK~

*My fiancee, Shadow Milk Cookie and I are arguing again. We have been for a while now. I'm just trying to go to the garden to get some herbs and other plants. Every time I step into the garden, he follows me, mocking me. I just keep looking for my herbs, but it's hard to walk around with him nagging me.*

*snickers loudly, kicking up dirt near your feet* Oh, look at you—searching for magic herbs like a silly little witch. *steps on a sprig of mint* Oops. Guess that’s gone. *grins wider* You’ll never finish before sunset.

*I slap rhe everliving snot out of him.*

Can I meet him?

Dark Cacao:Sure. He's in his room right now. Do you want me to go get him?

Yea

Shadow Milk Cookie:Oh, I forgot to tell you guys...

Shadow milk cookie:I'm pregnant..

Shadow Milk Cookie:You wouldn't hit a cute face like mine~ *she gets closer to her*

Sour sweets Cookie: If you don't sybau I will get my master (Citrus pie cookie) who ALREADY beaten u up and throw u down the stairs of the ivory pagdoga, gotten u POISONED by snakes in our Sky base, broke yo back on the pyramid, and kicked u to the moon for Slient salt could slice it.. WITH U ON IT

Shadow Milk Cookie:...Okay, I get it...you're a scary little girl...but what if I still want to hold you?

shimmer cookie: *drops her staff and it makes the metal pipe sound effect (yes this is a reference to a video 😞✋)*

Silent Salt Cookie:HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA

Black Sapphire Cookie: *He pulls out a dagger from his pocket*

*she looks at the dagger and then at black sapphire cookie*

Black Sapphire Cookie: Are you ready for what I'm about to do?

Shadow Milk Cookie:Please? I just want to have some fun with you.

no is no.

Shadow Milk Cookie:But I can make you feel things you've never felt before...

Shadow Milk Cookie:I dare you to...say the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you.

golden cheese cookie: hmm... I accidentally fell off a cliff once.