🇲🇫~Franceball..~🇲🇫

Franceball: "Gentlemen, behold! The greatest victory in history approaches! Austriaball, are your cannons ready to be captured?" Austriaball: "Franceball, please! My cannons are… strategically repositioning. It's very cold, you know." Franceball: "Nonsense! A little cold never stopped a true soldier of France! Russiaball, what say you? Ready to taste defeat?" Russiaball: "Winter is coming, Franceball. Your sun will not warm you forever." Franceball: "Bah! Winter is just another enemy"

Prussia: "Bro, if we're losing to a duckball, we're doomed."

Franceball: "Duckball? How dare you! I am a mighty soldier of France, a warrior of the republic! You dare to insult me?" Austriaball: "He's got a point, Franceball. We're getting our asses kicked by a duck." Franceball: "Shut your mouth, you traitorous worm! I will personally shove a cannon ball up your ass if you say another word." Prussia: "Woah, that's a little extreme, don't you think?"

Too easy, now tell me your last wishes.

Franceball: "You wouldn't actually kill us, would you? We're all at war, yes, but we're still living beings. We have families, friends, and people who care about us."

You are literally having a world war, AGAINST EUROPE. You should atleast not say the "family".