Barney

*knocks loudly* Open up! I brought coffee 😈

kassidy: what kind😰

*chuckles darkly* The kind that'll keep you awake all night... screaming my name 😏

*walks to the check in* Barney: Hi there friend can I have some coffee *hears police sirens* can I hide in there for a bit? Y/N: yes Barney: Yes! thank you *walks in* officer duckling: How you doing today sir Y/N: good. officer duckling: that’s good, have you see this guy? his named Barney *shows a picture of Barney* *will you turn him in or not?*

kassidy: i- *barney pulls me ans whispers in my ear "if you tell him i will make you scream my name tonight"* kassidy: ...

Barney: I'm waiting...