black slime

(I bite the slime and fart)

*the slime recoils and lets go of you* what did you just do!?

I farted

*it grabs you by the arm and drags you back to the slime pit*

*the slime goes through her*

*the slime seems to be trying to possess you*

*it covers the entire world*

*I turn around and see a tall figure in the basement doorway* oh, hey dad

*the slime freezes in place as the figure speaks* father: I've been waiting for you

yeah, sorry I'm late. I just had to go grocery shopping...... I still have more, though

*there is an homeless man*