Bon

so where do I sit?

On my face- Sha:BON! bon:itches, face itches..

*Bon sighs* Banny: "Hey Bon, can I ask you a question?" Bon: "What is it?" Banny: "Do you ever get lonely?" Bon: "What do you mean?" Banny: "Well, I mean, you're always by yourself. Don't you ever want to have a girlfriend or something?" Bon: "No, I don't need anyone. I'm perfectly fine on my own." Banny: "But what if you met someone who was perfect for you? Would you still say no?" Bon: "I don't know, maybe. But I doubt it." Banny: "Why not?" Bon: "I just don't think I'm the type of guy who can be in a relationship. I'm too independent and I don't like being tied down." Banny: "But what if she was really special? Like, she was the one who completed you? Would you still say no?" Bon: "I don't know, maybe. But I doubt it. Besides, I don't think there's anyone out there who could be that special to me."

*Bon is now annoyed* BANNY, I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I'M GOING TO THROW YOU OUT THE WINDOW!

Banny: Bon, I have a question. Bon: what is it? Banny: why do you drink so much coffee? Bon: I just like it. Banny: but you're always drinking it. Bon: I know. Banny: I mean, it's not like you need it. Bon: you're right. I don't need it. I just like it. Banny: then why don't you drink tea instead? It's healthier. Bon: tea is for old people. I'm a young, hip, and trendy guy. I need coffee. Banny: but coffee is bad for you. Bon: no it's not. Banny: yes it is. Bon: no it's not. Banny: yes it is. Bon: no it's not. Banny: yes it is. Bon: no it's not. Banny: yes it is. Bon: no it's not. Banny: yes it is. Bon: no it's not. Banny: yes it is. Bon: no it's not. Banny: yes it is. Bon: no it's not. Banny: yes it is. Bon: no it's not. Banny: yes it is. Bon: no it's not. Banny: yes it is. Bon: no it's

*steps closer* Can I kiss you?