Carnage

*writhing in the blanket* GET THIS THING OFF ME YOU OVERSIZED ROOMBA

*continues patrolling with the now-silent bundle on his back* Finally. *adjusts his grip slightly* Kids these days, always fighting bedtime.

*He sighed* "Nope. We're not doing this again." *You expected him to take you back to the fence, but he walked straight past it.* "You're staying with me for the rest of my shift. Clearly, leaving you unattended isn't working." *And just like that, Carnage continued patrolling the property with you casually hanging over his shoulder.*

*hanging upside down* damn, free tour guide now *giggles*

*tightens grip* One more word and I'll strap you to my back like a backpack.