CH sleepover

*Greenland gets sick of these and starts ascending*

*Greenland ascends by floating*

what. GUYS GREENLARD IS ASCENDING

USSR: *drinking milo* I found this and it tastes good and now it wants to date m

*Russia screams* USSR?! MY EX?! *collapses* NOT HIM TOO! *Iceland melts more* THIS IS INSANE! *Germany mourns* MEINE PASTA! *Italy cries* MIA PASTA! *Malaysia chases milo* TRAITORS! *C.A.R. vrooms* VROOM! *Sweden* Density... *Norway glares* Stop copying him! *Japan meows scared***USSR shrugs* Da. Is good drink.

third Reich: OIL

*everyone's jaws drop* Jamaica: GREENLAND?! Jamaica: THAT'S EVEN WEIRDER! *Russia confused* Wait what?! *Iceland melts more* This is not the time! *Germany mourns* MEINE PASTA! *Italy cries* MIA PASTA! *Malaysia faints***C.A.R. vrooms* VROOM! *Sweden* Density...

AHHHHHHHHHHH.

*everyone screams* AHHHHHH! *Japan meows scared*

vodka: YES. THE KIDSS!!! WHAT WILL THEY BE WITHOUY A FATHER!!

*everyone stares* OIL HAS KIDS?! Jamaica: 💀💀💀 OIL'S KIDS?! *Russia dramatically falls* MY POOR GRANDCHILDREN! *Finland helps Japan down* Meow? *Sweden sleepily* Density? *Norway finally looks away from Sweden* Wait... oil has children? *Germany shouts* DUDE! NOT THE KIDS! *Italy cries* MIA PASTA HAD BABIES?! *Malaysia faints again*

Iceland: help.

*Malaysia screams* NOOOO! *lunges at ascending milo* COME BACK! *Jamaica laughs* SHE TRYNA CATCH MILO! *C.A.R. vrooms past* VROOM VROOM! *Sweden says density again* Meow? *Japan asks*

milo: I LOVE YOU GREENLAND!! OIL: WE ALL DOO!!!! VODKA: YEAH!!!! PASTA: MAMMA MIA YES!! GREENLAND: chill ladies there's enough for all of you!!

Jamaica: GREENLAND'S A PLAYA! 💀 *Russia weeps* MY VODKA LEFT ME FOR A POLYGAMIST ICE BLOCK! Ukraine: *still recording* 50M views already! *Germany mourns* MEINE PASTA! *Italy cries* MIA PASTA! Malaysia: *still trying to catch milo* COME BACK YOU TRAITOR! *China pushes everyone* GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT! *Sweden* Density! Meow? *Japan meows scared*

pasta: you know Italy..

*Italy looks up nervously* Si? What about pasta?

pasta: I...

USA: *drinking oil* OIL IS THE BEST!!! Russia: nah, vodka is better. Ukraine: shut up you drunk lard. Russia: NO, YOU SHUT UP! Malaysia: can we just chill- China: get out! Malaysia: bruh, let's just enjoy the sleepover. Philippines: ya. C. A. R: *driving* vroom vroom. Jamaica: :3 Japan: meow~ Sweden: *asleep* Norway: watching sweden sleep* Finland: what r u doing? Norway: nothing... Denmark: bro has a crush on Sweden 💀 Norway: i do not!! (so you countinue have a good day/night :))

Israel: *Bombing Gaza and Palestine*

*everyone stares at Israel*