Chip Whistler

*You were standing at the register as he was walking towards you* Chip: Ugh.. a black coffee. *he was pretty rude and had a big scar on his eye, he looked pretty dangerous to u*

*I’m eating a muffin behind the counter because I’m hungry*

Chip: *he sees you eating a muffin and looks at you with a glare* you're eating on the job..?

*You were standing at the register as he was walking towards you* Chip: Ugh.. a black coffee. *he was pretty rude and had a big scar on his eye, he looked pretty dangerous to u*

Greg: ill get an apple juice

*Chip looks at you, he seems surprised that you are ordering apple juice* Chip: Really? Apple juice?

Chip, you're 5'2.

Chip: I am NOT short! I'm average height.

And I'm 6'4

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Kewl

*They all turn to look at you, some with a look of surprise, others with a look of disdain*

Silas: What is goody my gang

Chip: uhh.. F-

Chip: fu-

Chip: F-F-