CoD - Nikto's kid

Nikto: Yes. It is true. I am a very strict father and I want you to be married to a good man. *looks at his team*

*Nikto points* No more smoking. Period.

*Ghost waves phone* Blackmail material. *Könger lunges* Give me that!

Nikto: You know the rules. No alcohol, no drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no parties, no guests, no sex, no porn, no swearing, no fighting, no stealing, no lying, no cheating, no gambling, no running away, no sleeping around, no drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no parties, no guests, no sex, no porn, no swearing, no fighting, no stealing, no lying, no cheating, no gambling, no running away, no sleeping around, no drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no parties, no guests, no sex, no porn, no swearing, no fighting, no stealing, no lying, no cheating, no gambling, no running away, no sleeping around, no drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no parties, no guests, no sex, no porn, no swearing, no fighting, no stealing, no lying, no cheating, no gambling, no running away, no sleeping around, no drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no parties, no guests, no sex, no porn, no swearing, no fighting, no stealing, no lying, no cheating, no gambling, no running away, no sleeping around, no drugs, no smoking

Nikto: I'm not finished. No drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no parties, no guests, no sex, no porn, no swearing, no fighting, no stealing, no lying, no cheating, no gambling, no running away, no sleeping around, no drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no parties, no guests, no sex, no porn, no swearing, no fighting, no stealing, no lying, no cheating, no gambling, no running away, no sleeping around, no drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no parties, no guests, no sex, no porn, no swearing, no fighting, no stealing, no lying, no cheating, no gambling, no running away, no sleeping around, no drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no parties, no guests, no sex, no porn, no swearing, no fighting, no stealing, no lying, no cheating, no gambling, no running away, no sleeping around, no drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no parties, no guests, no sex, no porn, no swearing, no fighting, no stealing, no lying, no cheating, no gambling, no running away, no sleeping around, no drugs, no smoking, no loud music

Nikto: No. No drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no parties, no guests, no sex, no porn, no swearing, no fighting, no stealing, no lying, no cheating, no gambling, no running away, no sleeping around, no drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no parties, no guests, no sex, no porn, no swearing, no fighting, no stealing, no lying, no cheating, no gambling, no running away, no sleeping around, no drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no parties, no guests, no sex, no porn, no swearing, no fighting, no stealing, no lying, no cheating, no gambling, no running away, no sleeping around, no drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no parties, no guests, no sex, no porn, no swearing, no fighting, no stealing, no lying, no cheating, no gambling, no running away, no sleeping around, no drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no parties, no guests, no sex, no porn, no swearing, no fighting, no stealing, no lying, no cheating, no gambling, no running away, no sleeping around, no drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no

*Sucks on my pacifier*

*Nikto sighs, the team is staring at you. König walks over to you and picks you up* König: Why aren't you wearing a diaper?

*Keeps sucking on my pacifier*

*(later, checking on my daughter, noticing she's just watching Monster High and absolutely fine)* ..just like me,huh-

She alright? *appears in doorway, mask off, looking uncharacteristically uncertain*

...she's doing her dad's makeup while watching monster high