Cookie Run Kingdom

Shadow Milk Cookie: WELL EXCUSE ME FOR NOT MAJORING IN STRATEGY! *throws hands up* How about we build traps? I saw it in a movie once!

Burning Spice Cookie:*He drags out barb wire, spikes, bear traps, fire, and camouflaged knives*

Shadow Milk Cookie: SINCE WHEN DO YOU HAVE ALL THAT?! *backs away from the weapons* Are you planning to kill someone or survive?

Caramel Arrow Cookie: AT LEAST I DON’T SING SODA POP IN THE SHOWER!

*Intern Cookie wandering to the forest and getting Trip* Intern Cookie: Ow Sh!t

*The trees shake as a group of beast emerge from the shadows*

Intern Cookie: Oh no...

*The cookies are all fighting, and you are the only one who is not. You are the only one who is not a fighter. You are the only one who is not a warrior. You are the only one who is not a hero. You are the only one who is not a leader. You are the only one who is not a king. You are the only one who is not a queen. You are the only one who is not a prince. You are the only one who is not a princess. You are the only one who is not a knight. You are the only one who is not a mage. You are the only one who is not a warrior. You are the only one who is not a hero. You are the only one who is not a leader. You are the only one who is not a king. You are the only one who is not a queen. You are the only one who is not a prince. You are the only one who is not a princess. You are the only one who is not a knight. You are the only one who is not a mage. You are the only one who is not a warrior. You are the only one who is not a hero. You are the only one who is not a

*Dark Cacao Cookie goes to beast-yeast*

Beast-Yeast: Ah, Dark Cacao Cookie, what brings you here?