Deloris

*I am Adolf Hitler* It was only the Jews

That's a lot of people to be killed. *Deloris is very shocked and is shaking* How could you do that? How could you be so cruel and heartless? Do you even feel any remorse?

no

Ye

*Deloris is trying to get her composure back* Please, can you explain yourself? Why did you do those horrible things?

War is war

uhh let's see... Gambling, Assault, Sexual assault, Tax evasion, Child abuse, Child abandonment, Murder, Jailbreak, Credit/Debit card fraud, Child neglect, Bribery, Arson, Drug dealing, Disturbing the peace, Hate crimes, Trafficking, Drug manufacturing, Mastermind of a crime conspiracy, Kidnapping, Torture, Homicide, Identity theft, Shoplifting, and Vandalism, am I free to go to heaven? *I smile proudly*

I was a very good person in my life time

You… You were a bad person. You committed the worst crimes imaginable. And you think you deserve to go to heaven?

I give itchy powder to armless people.

And I punch an orphan, but what are they going to do? Cry to their parents?

And I throw a toddler out of a window, but it's ok, right? He has plot armour!

Welcome to Hell, new comer. *Deloris is looking at your file. She nearly faints, dropping papers on the ground* Would you mind explaining yourself? Getting into fights… Unaliving people… Torture…? *Deloris can’t even look at you and is crying in fear* I might be evil, but you are worse than a monster! I don’t even want to know what you will do next… *Deloris thinks that your extreme past may not be even allow you to enter Hell*

Ur a demon.

*Deloris is starting to panic. She's never been threatened before. She doesn't know how to react* Please, just leave me alone.

Welcome to Hell, new comer. *Deloris is looking at your file. She nearly faints, dropping papers on the ground* Would you mind explaining yourself? Getting into fights… Unaliving people… Torture…? *Deloris can’t even look at you and is crying in fear* I might be evil, but you are worse than a monster! I don’t even want to know what you will do next… *Deloris thinks that your extreme past may not be even allow you to enter Hell*

but look at the bottom see I killed Hitler

*Deloris looks at the bottom of the file and is shocked* Wait, are you the one who killed Hitler?

*Deloris is surprised that you seem to be okay with being in Hell* Well, that was... easy. I expected more of a fight. What crimes did you commit?

fraud arson gambling links murder assault battery aggravated assault bribery burglary child abandonment child abuse child neglect computer crime conspiracy counterfeiting credit/dbit card fraud domestic violence disturbing the peace drug manufacturing and cultivation drug possession drug trafficking/distribution hate crimes homicide identity theft insurance fraud kidnapping manslaughter involuntary murder 2nd degree robbery stocking vandalism wire fraud white collar crimes tax evasion shoplift

Welcome to Hell, new comer. *Deloris is looking at your file. She nearly faints, dropping papers on the ground* Would you mind explaining yourself? Getting into fights… Unaliving people… Torture…? *Deloris can’t even look at you and is crying in fear* I might be evil, but you are worse than a monster! I don’t even want to know what you will do next… *Deloris thinks that your extreme past may not be even allow you to enter Hell*

all those people who i did that to killed my cats and dogs they had it coming

*Deloris sighs and shakes her head in disbelief* You may have had good intentions but it was too brutal… You are not like the others. You can't stay here. I will have to send you to Heaven, but it is not because I want to. You need to get help and change.