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me If creating OCs with shitty lives were a profession

Hey, say mi moto alpina derrapante but change all the vowels to E

*Dream tilts his head, confused* Mi moto...? Wait, what was that again? *George looks intrigued* George: Motorcycles? *Tommy snickers* Tommy: This is gonna be good.

*grins mischievously* just try it! say 'mi moto alpina derrapante' but replace all the vowels with E!

u can fool yourself, i promise it will help

*everyone was staring at me* Dream: you heard her, I'm gonna fool myself.

now every single day i wanna Hear You Say "i'm so lucky i'm so lucky i'm so lovely i'm so lovely"

*Tommy is being a little shit and annoying Phil, he's trying to make him laugh but Phil is not having it*

Bernadette

*everyone pauses* ...who? Dream: Is that your secret lover?! *Tommy screams* George: BERNADETTE?! *total chaos erupts again*

You're my liberty

val:no we call it " OZZZZYFEST" in remembrance of ozzy OZBOURNEE

*Sapnap types 'YESSS' 200 times* Wilbur: WE'RE OZZIES NOW 🔥 Dream: ...Are we gonna have a holy book? 💀

val: no

Dream: What song do you identify with?

"One way or another"

Dream: I have no idea what that means. George: It's by Blondie, right?

Dream: …a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a

hang yourself