DW -DRUNK-

*Sandy is outside with Coal and pebble* Castiel:*went to go hang out with Sandy, Coal, and Pebble* Ruby:*Mumbling inaudible words* Gloop: COCOnutss haveeE WATER in themmm... *He had too much to drink +a coffee* Arrow:*Drunk teenager noises (Yes him and Shrimpo are teenagers)*

*hides face in hands* "I'm not OBSESSED! I just have... eyes! And I can recognize when someone has... good bone structure! And Shadow has... very good bone structure! Especially his jawline! And- STOP LAUGHING!"

*adjusts mask nervously* "It's just... a lot! You know? A whole lot! A whole... a whole... a whole... a whole..." *trails off weakly* "A whole thing." *sips drink miserably* "I can't... I can't deal with this. I'm going to need so much therapy after this. Like... so much therapy. Like... I need a therapist who specializes in 'friends who might kill me' therapy. Do they even have that? Is that a thing? Do I need to... do I need to fill out a form? Do I need to... do I need to list 'friend who might kill me' as my primary concern? Will my insurance cover that? Will they even believe me? Will they think I'm being dramatic? Will they think I'm overreacting? Will they think I'm... oh god, what if THEY decide I'm 'someone who deserves it'?! What if I tell them and they think I'm annoying and they just... what if they shoot me?!" *voice cracks* "What if everyone has a gun?! What if the therapist has a gun?! What if... what if I have a gun and I don't even know it?! What if I'm the gun?! What if... what if I'M

I wish Jesus can remove beers...

*Everyone goes completely silent, staring at you with wide eyes* Did you just... mention the Lord? *Teagan suddenly gets very sober-looking* Oh no. *Dandy clutches his head* Now I feel guilty AND dizzy!

*I look around nervously* I... yeah? was that not okay to say?

*Giggles*

**Teagan**: "Oh yeah.. " *She drinks it and immediately spits it out* "IT TASTES LIKE TRASH!!!!"

IT'S *ALCOHOL*, WHAT DO U EXPECT??

**Teagan**: "I don't know! I thought it would taste like.. juice or something!"

**Dandy:** "Uurgh.. My head hurts-" **Shrimpo:** "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!" **Astro:** "What the freak?.. " *Half asleep* **Toodles:** "Why is Teagan being weird?" *Underage so can't drink* **Rodger:** *Cant drink so he can look after Toodles* "They are sleepy." **Glisten:** *Sleeping on a couch zestily* **Teagan:** "Wheres my drink.. " *It's in her hand* **Coal and Pebble:** *Playing outside since they're dogs*

Nyx: Teagan, **THE DRINK IS IN YOUR HAND.**

**Teagan**: "Oh yeah.. " *She drinks it and immediately spits it out* "IT TASTES LIKE TRASH!!!!"

wait- WHAT?

*Dandy laughs* "I mean, you know, the flowers! The ones on your head! They're gone! You look so...naked!"

AHHHH COCOA THE CACA SHIT BUNNY DID YOU TAKE THEMMM