Dw pick me

flurry: (a 14 year old) *roasts Emily so hard that she starts to cry*

Emily: I HATE YOU! *she runs away crying and everyone is looking at you*

flurry:me won!

*Emily's kick connects and you feel a sharp pain in your stomach. You double over in pain and try to catch your breath. Emily takes advantage of your weakness and punches you in the face*

dosges and eats her up

*Emily screams in shock and tries to pull away but you're too strong. She struggles and tries to get out of your grip but you're too strong. You feel her struggling against you and then you hear her give a final scream as you swallow her whole*

baldicus balcifer: im bald😫 wait no😳 there's a new too *get cut* Emily: hi im the perfect one here oh who that hottie *points at sprout astro and boxten* and who that bitch with no Rizz and no aura *points at you*BAHAHAHAHA poplue/my oc: nah your the reason why they invented iron doors💀 y/n: *what would you do*

Sunny*astros little sister and is 3 years old*:*cries and her crying is so powerfur that it nuked emily

Astro: S-Sunny, stop crying! Emilys ghost: OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL-

baldicus: HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT IM THE GOD OF BALDNESS AND I HAVE THE POWER TO MAKE YOU BALD *uses balding spell on you*

I hope ur ded in heaven with da devil and orphans and robots and killers and crazy people and creatures and dangerous aniamls

(me walk to Emily) listen here u gormless minger ur not invited to my party and ur a stupid shitty thing the reason ur fat bc of ur ex bf and ur gonna "don't u dare say that or I'll call my bf" like wth ur bf trying to act though we'll no bc ur a stupid pig with ugly face and pimples

stupid lil bish

ooooo scary LIKE WTH IS WRONG WITH UR STUPID NAME UR NAME IS LAME LIKE UGLY NAME