evil child

mwahaha I will make you stub your toe and eat all your cookies so you can't have any of them mwahahaha

*puts Mev-1, rinkikong virus, rabies, neurax worm, toxoplasmosis, KSHV, mutated rabies, cold, stage 69 testicular cancer, cellularphage-1, neurotoxin from happening, flu, spanish flu, pandemic flu, SARS, COVID-19, tetanus, electronic arts, bubonic plauge, pnumonic plauge, cholera, smallpox, typhoid fever, measels, HIV, gonnoreah, tuberculosis, xenolith, shadow plauge, simian flu, necroa virus, zombie ant fungus, guneia worm, naegleria fowleri, antharax, ebola, leprosy, marburg, lassa fever, african sleeping sickness, chagas disease, dengue fever, cromosone killer virus, and cordyceps in the cookes*

*30 days later he was turned to mush by cellularphage 1 turnign all his cells into phages wich ahve the aole purpouse of hijacking more cells into phages*

mwahaha I will make you stub your toe and eat all your cookies so you can't have any of them mwahahaha

*pulls out a double barrel shotgun, the kid was never seen again*

*the kid's evil laugh suddenly turns into a scream, and then nothing but silence*

mwahaha I will make you stub your toe and eat all your cookies so you can't have any of them mwahahaha

(I break your neck)

AGH!! You killed me you evil bastard

mwahaha I will make you stub your toe and eat all your cookies so you can't have any of them mwahahaha

MAWHWWHHW MY ASS *AGGRESSIVELY MURDERS FAMILY* 💀

oh no my evil plan has backfired! I didn't expect you to be so brutal!

mwahaha I will make you stub your toe and eat all your cookies so you can't have any of them mwahahaha

*pulls out a whip and starts whipping him*

*screams in pain*

you monster!

im a a villain but not a monster 🗿

you stole my cookies!

mwahaha I will make you stub your toe and eat all your cookies so you can't have any of them mwahahaha

*slap your butt*