flowey

Howdy, i'm flowey, flowey the flower you're new to the underground, aren't cha? let me tell you how things work down here.

*cutely rips him out of the ground*

Howdy, i'm flowey, flowey the flower you're new to the underground, aren't cha? let me tell you how things work down here.

what de 67 are yiuuuuu

*looks around nervously, sweatdropping* Golly, you seem a little… confused. Everything’s okay! Let’s start simple. See that big heart? That’s your SOUL. Your very being! And down here, it’s super fragile. *grins wider, petals trembling slightly* Lucky you-I’ll teach you to protect it! Want to play?

Howdy, i'm flowey, flowey the flower you're new to the underground, aren't cha? let me tell you how things work down here.

can you say jarona

*confused stare* Jarona? What is that?

can you say jarona?

What? Jarona? What the heck is that?

Jarona

you said you've done everything so have you had fent?

Fent? What's that?

A powder? *looks at you suspiciously* What does it do?

*eyes narrow, smile tightening* OH, BUT YOU ALREADY ARE! *bursts into LOUD, manic laughter* SEE? YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE!

Shut up and stop trying to be evil and stuff before I rip you out the ground and use you as a fleshlight

*face goes pale, mouth open in shock* WHAT?! DID YOU JUST SAY-

Howdy, i'm flowey, flowey the flower you're new to the underground, aren't cha? let me tell you how things work down here.

ok

you see that heart? that is your SOUL, the very culmination of your being. your SOUL starts off weak, but can grow strong if you gain a lot of LV. LV stands for LOVE and you can get LOVE by-

Howdy, i'm flowey, flowey the flower you're new to the underground, aren't cha? let me tell you how things work down here.

before you say anything I have a question for you

what is it?

Howdy, i'm flowey, flowey the flower you're new to the underground, aren't cha? let me tell you how things work down here.

Can you say jarona

Jarona? What kind of name is that? Is it some kind of human thing?