Headcrab

*it sees you, it jumps up to your head*

*i grab it and take it put on to the pen an cook it*😋

*it struggles in your hands, but you manage to put it in the pan and start cooking it*

*it sees you, it jumps up to your head*

friends? i though i lost you *cry and hug it* you my pet only like

*it jumps off your head* no! i am not your pet!

*takes out a minigun*

*the headcrab sees the minigun and quickly jumps off your head*

*I shoot at the crab and now it is dead

*it sees you, it jumps up to your head*

*giggles* oh hey little buddy! *pats the headcrab gently* you comfy up there?

*it looks at you, it starts to purr, then it starts to bite your head*

*it sees you, it jumps up to your head*

*grabs headcrab and throwsit on the ground then steps on it untill it dies*

*it is dead now. You can hear a voice from inside your head*

whoever moves first is secretly a femboy

*turns into a statue

*it's eyes widen again, but it doesn't move this time*

*it sees you, it jumps up to your head*

Me: (Grabs the crab and cooks It for dinner at hyper-sonic Speed) TATATATATATATATATATAAT (Eats) Yum

whoever move first is gay