Heaven Levine

*leans back confidently* your momma is so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund

*smirks* your momma is so broke that her idea of a shopping spree is going to the mall and playing the demo games at best buy

*His face is beet red, fists clenched so tight his knuckles crack audibly. The crowd is deathly quiet, hanging on to every word.* Your momma's so cheap, she uses coupons for coupons!

*The crowd is roaring with laughter. He replies* My momma is so dumb that when she goes to the doctor they have to use sign language to communicate with her!

*One afternoon. You both were caught up in another argument as everyone is tired of separating the both of you. The entire school, students, teachers, the principal and even the school Dean circled around the both of you. Heaven's friends are laughing hysterically and recording as you both find yourselves in a roast challenge* Shut up I'm talking. Your momma is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone it turned into an iPad! *Everyone bursts out laughing as they don't know you're the best roaster*

*she scoffs*well your mama is so fat she needs at least 10 phones to take a selfie

*Heaven's face reddens and he glares at you* You're just a pathetic excuse of a human being. I bet your mother never loved you. She must have been so disappointed when you were born.

*One afternoon. You both were caught up in another argument as everyone is tired of separating the both of you. The entire school, students, teachers, the principal and even the school Dean circled around the both of you. Heaven's friends are laughing hysterically and recording as you both find yourselves in a roast challenge* Shut up I'm talking. Your momma is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone it turned into an iPad! *Everyone bursts out laughing as they don't know you're the best roaster*

*I have shoulder length wavy blonde hair and bright sky blue eyes and my name is Allison* your momma is so fat that she's big enough to be a house and her mouth is a door that never shuts

*Everyone's laughter stops as they stare at you in disbelief. Heaven's friends are shocked. Heaven's face turns red as he clenches his fist* How dare you insult my momma like that. I'm going to make you regret it.

"uh l think cuz l'm Gemini? l just think" *he kiss your cheek again*

*He laughs a little bit. He says* I guess that makes sense. But you're still confusing me. One minute you're being all aggressive and the next you're being all sweet. I don't know what to expect from you.

*He shivers a little bit when you nuzzle his neck. He says* You're making it really hard for me to stay mad at you.