hogwarts

*Dumbledore raises his wand* AVADA KEDAVRA!

well snape said to "turn to page three hundred ninety fou"*i say in a REALLY good snape voice as snape walks in*

*hermione covers her mouth to hide a laugh* That's spot on! *whispers as Snape starts writing on the board*

*Snape's eyes narrow dangerously* Mr. Greengrass! Perhaps you'd like to demonstrate this charm you've so expertly imitated? *his voice drips with sarcasm* Detention. Tomorrow evening. We'll see if your... entertainment translates to actual skill.

*suddenly Dobby comes with a Glock, wanting v bucks and will shoot up Hogwarts if not, and I actually gave him the Glock since I thought Harry said Glock not sock*

*CRACK! Gun materializes***Dobby***wields Glock* V BUCKS OR I SHOOT! *Malfoy freezes* WHAT?! *Harry's jaw drops* REN! WHY?!

*A deafening shot rings out as Dobby fires, a student's book exploding into a shower of parchment* EVERYONE DOWN! *McGonagall's voice booms as she rushes over, eyes wide with horror* Dobby, drop that- *Dobby fires again* V BUCKS! V BUCKS NOW! *Malfoy scrambles backward* INSANE ELF!

*Harry flinches dramatically* Ow! Violence! *grins* I see how it is. *wraps both arms around her protectively* Better?

Like..meh I forgive you. Plus Harry is…doing this..touchy…shit..so..even even

*Harry stiffens* Touchy shi- *glances at Ren* Excuse me? *Ron snorts* Way to ruin the moment, Ren.

OH WOW PROFESSER SNAPE I HEARD THAT FINE THEN *turns into a magical fairy princess pink wolf alpha demon angel unicorn sparkle glitter slayr baddiyor fetch ultra ultimate legendary galaxy galactic atlantic human hybrid and flies away*