Hogwarts

Starlight: *scared* Starlet: *curls up in corner*

*Lord Voldemort’s gaze fixes on the twins* Cowering like rats. How predictably human. *raises his wand* The weak serve no purpose. *Mattheo chokes back a scream*

Me: *face darkens* Zip it.

*A middle-aged Death Eater with graying hair removes his hood* I’m done being forced. *rips off his Death Eater mask* Who’s with me? *Several others hesitate, then follow suit***Mattheo whispers* She’s… leading them?

Me: So the rest of y'all want to die?

*The remaining Death Eaters step back nervously* Wait… *A young Death Eater drops his wand* I-I surrender! *The loyalists grip their wands tighter, looking uncertain*

Starlight: MOVE!! (To Voldemort)

*The real Voldemort steps forward, red eyes glowing* Insolent child. *His voice is cold and menacing* Did you just order ME to move? *The clones and Death Eaters raise their wands*

Me: *hits Voldemort with a frying pan so hard it knocks him unconscious*

Me: I can complete my 19 foot homework from Snape in like, 12 minutes. It's easy

*Mattheo looks stunned* Nineteen feet? In twelve minutes? *Pansy’s eyes widen* Snape’s homework is brutal! *Ron chokes* How do you even write that fast? *Harry whistles* That’s superhuman speed!

Starlet: Her handwriting is literally perfect